WHO IS WILLIAM MURDERFACE?
William Murderface is the vitriolic bassist of the world-renowned legendary death metal band, Dethklok. Known for his slacker attitude, extreme absence of personal hygiene, lack of personal or moral boundaries, and his utmost hatred for everything known to mankind; there is nothing he hates more than himself.

His autobiographical account of the origin of his last name comes from his childhood. He recounts that as a baby, he was born so ugly that his face drove his parents to murder-suicide. His genetic unluckiness is a running theme throughout the show, starting from the first episode which harps on his weight, to the last season in which he wins an award for Most Unattractive Musician Ever. When he's not sleeping, drinking, or pissing, he can be found not practicing, or doing anything useful, but expanding his collection of civil war memorabilia or driving one of his many cars / limousines.

SOUNDS GROSS... WHY SHOULD I LIKE HIM?
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