oh no! the selfshipper is loose in the city!! WHDFHFHFJFJK nothing important or anything but theres one of those little Lock Heart bridges nearby (yknow the ones) and i put me n stu there :) i feel kinda bad for not putting anyone else (ik billy would be mad asf WHDKJHDJK) but idk. it was impulsive n super cute n fun- just like stu :)) ♡ ♡ ♡

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OKAY SO that just opened the floodgates. RAMBLE TIME!!! something that never fails to make me weep and sob and roll on the floor in my tears is stu's role as ghostface. like as of writing this, i've only seen the first scream and the newest one. shocking, i know but ANYWAYS. ive gained secondhand knowledge via osmosis and apparently billy's half-brother or some shit was like "go murder your girlfriend and her mom and just in case- get yourself a friend to blame it on if shit hits the fan." and stu was that friend. LIKE. WKJDKDHKFJ WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK. and when sidney asks what his motive is, he says "peer pressure." LIKE!!!!!!!!! SHDWHKFWF ((also tangent gush but IMMEDIATELY after that, he says he's far too sensitive and when billy stabs him, he gets sorta upset and whiny ["guess i got a little too zealous, huh?] LIKE. WJDKWHDDK YOU GOT STABBED AND YOUR /FEELINGS/ ARE HURT??? PLEASEEEEEEE HE'S SO WJKDGWGLWFGL)) okay so what was i on. OH YEAH RIGHT. just. his utter devotion to billy and his stupid little schemes. y. yeah... ♡

once again i am in Stuart Brainrot Mode (i mean, when am i not, BUT ANYWAYS) !!!!!!!! he is my absolute utmost beloved and i love him to bits ♡ he's so!!! like!! my everything!! i cant even formulate sentences i just really really (REALLY) like him. he's so stupid and dumb and goofy and just such a loser and my heart fuckin hurts if i think about him too long (out of both genuine earnest love and embarrassment WHKDKFKJFHKLF) but at the same time!!! i cannot stop thinking about him!! he's always on my mind and not to be absolutely pathetic but everything reminds me of him WLWDJHFGFJGF i just hold him very near and dear to my heart!!! like. he's just!! some guy!!! but he's my some guy and i love him so very very much ♡ ♡ ♡