What exactly is this?

A diary, designed to emulate a shittier version of McWorld.

What is McWorld?

Basically my entire childhood.

Why did you make this?

When my phone inevitably breaks i'm going to get a pink 2000's flip phone with a bunch of charms and my only social media presence will be on a shittily coded website like the good ol days.

(Insert thing) doesn't work.

I can't code for shit- my bad. Drop me a line and I'll try n fix it :)

What is wrong with you?

peepee poopoo